Long Hooker

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.

Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.

by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011

femboy hooters

the best fuckin place on earth

i will never leave femboy hooters

by the letter 4 June 18, 2020

hookery

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

by tomayto July 6, 2009

Hooker Tooth

Dentures. False teeth.

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

A midnight hooter

A person who is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008