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Not just an old american rust bucket P.O.S. car, but any ride that is slightly lees than pimp. A hooptie is any vehicle which was once nice in its heyday, but is now past its prime. Hooptie is a statement of pride, not deragatory in any way.
Man, that old boat is ridiculous! Its the hooptiest thing on the lake!
hooptie by Captain May 26, 2004
(Hoop-D) DC term for ANY big, long AMERICAN automobile, preferably a GM car (Cadi, Chevy etc); MUST have tinted windows so the cops can't see what your smokin, MUST have a system, MUST have rims that cost more than the car itself, usually occupied by either blacks, hispanics or both.
hooptie by Kung Fu Rick November 2, 2003
Broke down ass piece of shit car that yall dawgs b tryin to ride up in thinkin the lookin pimped wen they aint.
Look at that hooptie jermaine b ridin in, he can't hit this badonkadonk while thats the piece of shit he tryin to stunt.
Hooptie by urpussy December 28, 2005
A worn out car, usually old
As 50 cent once said: “If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?”
Hooptie by Saucydawsy November 7, 2019
Any car that the owner has spent more money on trying to spice it up than it is worth. If you come to Fresno, California, you will see an '83 Corolla with $2,000 rims or...or...HAHAHA! You will see a '94 Geo Metro with a $4,000 paint job and $3,000 rims I recently procured in a race because he thought it was fast.
A prime example of a hooptie would be an '89 Ford Probe with $5,000 worth of accessories or almost any Honda.
hooptie by Headman August 1, 2005
a hollow peice of glass or metal used to ingest crack cocaine. usually containing chore boy.
this shits wearing off pass me that hooptie.
hooptie by jimmanthapinkerton March 21, 2009