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Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.
"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?
by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025
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ok cool hook em

The perfect way to dismiss what someone is saying . To totally blow someone off when they are talking nonsense.
YOu respond OK Cool Hook Em, when your buddy says, Dude, you know my football team is way better than yours.
by Big Hook Em November 19, 2018
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the hook’em horns

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink
“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”
by Lpnigga February 7, 2018
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emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.
Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"
by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023
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Hookem' pups

Collective term for a group of young skaters, Usually in their early teens
I was walking home one day. I passed the Hookem'pups as they skated in the park.

Hookem' pups. They are a menace!
by KrisB July 4, 2006
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Hookem

When a person has a curved device and shoves it up another persons anus.
Dudes: "Hey that chick over is bending over....lets hookem!!!!"
Guy: "Ahhh my anus!!!!"
Dudes: You've just recieved a hookem!!!
by Pontrent May 16, 2008
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hookem up

1)Commonly associated with police officers when they arrest someone.

2)To arrest someone.
Officer-Captain I have this guy that just ran from me.

Captain-Well catch that dumb ass and hookem up,Then take him to the police hotel.
by 212 January 29, 2008
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