hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.

Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"

by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018

floppy hoofka

Is a erectile distinction After one has consumed large amounts of alcohol.

I suffer from floppy hoofka after 30 beers!

by Ou812jw May 5, 2018

On hoostas

Baby Mac love says " on hooatas or hustus*". I'm not sure either spelling or whether I'm even saying it right. Would like to know what he is affirming on.

"I put that on Hoostas"

by Thevon1 June 28, 2021

hooktard

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

by bobber222 August 29, 2012

Hootard

A person who overuses gestures in Second Life. Usually about audio gestures, but can apply to excessive text art, or indeed any brainless spamming of chat.

Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Mitzy: Stop being such a hootard.

by SLingo Watcher January 31, 2009

Hoofa

Hoofa is a London Indie Rock Artist

"Did you see Hoofa play last night at the 02?" " Yeah, they were great!"

by DontWannaCauseFussBut June 29, 2018

Hoodtastic

When something or someone is ghetto or hood to the ump tenth degree. Ghetto or hoodness at its best. It is too much gold in the mouth, too much weave in the hair or too many colors. Always fighting, Just always doing or glorifying stereotypical ghetto behavior

Dolly has a mouth full of gold. She is hoodtastic.

by 09ismine January 15, 2009