hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"

oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd

by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004

hoobastank

The members of the band seem to enjoy coming up with different definitions for the term, from a shoe lover to a person with a smelly butt, so there may be no official definition, at least as far as they're concerned.

There is no definition.

by nowayman April 24, 2005

hoobastank

Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka.

So that's what the band Hoobastank's name means...receiving oral from behind while standing.

by Gulph July 21, 2004

hoobastank

walking around with a boner or having a boner

HEY are you hoobastankin?

by matt nault April 10, 2005

hoobastank

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV

If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.

by Dr.U January 29, 2005

hoobastank

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.

Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."

by God Holyfield October 7, 2011

hoobastank

Has some decent songs but The reason? That song got soo old so quick.

The radio has pretty much killed The Reason.

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004