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dick-honey is a guy's cum
Matt jacked off under a Bradley shower and blew his dick-honey in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.
by the badger killer December 12, 2012
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Honey-Dicked

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A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.
Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.
by Jack Dester November 5, 2019
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Honkey dick means that you have a little or ugly (or both) dick.
Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Do you want a guy with an average dick? "Hell no!" "Honkey dick!"
by Papi Chulo 1973 December 11, 2017
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Honey Dicked

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When someone screws you over, as if they put honey on their dick and fucked you in the ass.
Damn the teacher honey dicked us by not telling us that paper would be due today.
by 404Dabb February 28, 2016
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A term on the Sea Of Thieves to denote the act of raising an Athena's Fortune flag but acting as a ship belonging to the Reaper's Bones.

This is a way to goad other ships into attacking your Athena boat for it's precious cargo and flag not expecting the crew to be bloodthirsty Reapers in disguise with no plans to run.
"Yarr matey, I heard in the tavern last night that you were flying an Athena Flag, dangerous don't ya think?"

"Aye, but I was Honey Dicking. Naught but a ruse to tempt the other vessels my way. Like flies to honey."
by Pirate Storyteller April 23, 2022
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