Homotextual

Google penalizes sites which allow homotextual text in their PageRank system.
by Information Express August 15, 2006
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Homotextual

the act of one Male friend to constantly text another Male friend for the express purpose of 'saying Hi' or to merely see how another Male friend is doing. This egregious act by a Male friend undermines the "Bro Code" by attempting to replicate a spousal relationship between the two Male friends
Guy 1: Hey Buddy
Guy 2: Hey, what's up?

Guy 1: Just thought I would say Hi

Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: How's your day going?
Guy 2: Why do you have to act so Homotextual all the time?!? if you keep it up then I am going to break your fingers so you can't text me anymore

Guy 1: I don't even know who you are anymore? You are just so mean
by Billy BottleService January 04, 2011
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Homotextual

A male who engages in text messages with another man in a gay manner but is not actually gay.
Russ texted Matt to come sit on his face, but has no intentions of actually doing it. He’s such a homotextual
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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homotextual

Someone aroused by messaging people of their own sex
Bill gets sexually aroused by messaging only men on his phone. He is believed to be a homotextual.
by Character Before Category February 09, 2012
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homotextual

One who solicits gay sex over an instant message service or a mobile "phone". Or someone who has gay "sex" only through the already mentioned mediums.
That guy's not really gay. He's just a homotextual.
by Levesque March 28, 2006
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Homotextual

A person who sends the gayest text messages to his/her friends.
Renaldo's text messages say things that make him gayer than ever. I consider him homotextual.
by Wizard Toast October 24, 2010
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Latent Homotextuality

When two people over seventy, of the same sex, learn to text each other.
My grandmother and her friend Phillis are now sending text messages to each other. I guess they are experiencing latent homotextuality.
by Bucksnarly March 18, 2009
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