False and Homosexual

A more fancier way of saying 'fake and gay'.

Guy 1: I sooo hacked my friends phone yesterday! Wanna know what I did? I changed the date and time! Haha!
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.

by Lord of Fanciness August 12, 2011

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

by HeckenStop March 28, 2018

Heteroromantic homosexual

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex

A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.

by Me0601 June 8, 2018

Homosexual

Homosexuals are actually pretty gay

Carl: you homosexual

You: *are gay*

by FuckADuck6669 May 25, 2018

raging homosexual

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.

Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.

by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004

Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.

Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!

by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007