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Homiesexual

You’re completely straight, you may even have a girlfriend, but when you get around the homies you lose control. You may act out a sexual reference as a “joke”, but all of the homies know that we straight, just a lil gay when you bending over like that!
Homie 1: *bends over*

Homie 2: *grabs hips*

Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”
Homiesexual by Tundra Water February 3, 2020
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homiesexual

a love or passion towards your homies but without being gay
person 1: oh look at those homies kiss

person 2: they are homiesexual
homiesexual by void gender April 23, 2020

Homiesexual

A connection between two, or a group of homies that isn't gay but goes far beyond just the average hand shake.
Homie 2: Aye Bro What's Up
Homie 1: Idk, I've had a bad day -_-
Homie 2: I know what I can do to cheer you up *unzips Homie 1's pants*
(15 minutes later)
Homie 1: Man, I feel much better
Random Ass Dude: Huh, that's pretty gay
Homie 1 and 2: Nah bro, It's Homiesexual, just cheering my boy up.

homiesexual

Devin: Yo, you kinda thicc tho no cap daddy
Zachary: Thanks papi, you tryna clap?
Other Kid: Oh yeaa, that’s a thicc homiesexual
homiesexual by LegendsWRLD March 10, 2020

HomieSexual

ryan

he plays baseball
nuff said 🥴😤
she asked if i was gay, i was like nah i’m HomieSexual
HomieSexual by Lana Rhode’s clit October 23, 2019

Homiesexual

You only are attracted to your homies.
I'm not gay, just homiesexual
Homiesexual by CRACKAHBOI June 8, 2018

Homiesexual

When you and your homie have sex but it's not gay because it was satire and you decide to get married for the tax benrfits
Being homiesexual is less gay than being straight, because you're straight enough to fuck a dude and not be gay
Homiesexual by Homiesexuality April 20, 2018