homeopathy 

Essentially: Quacks. A pseudo-science based purely on anecdotal evidence. This field thrives purely because it is inimical to real science.

Do not be fooled by phrases such as: 'memory of water' as basis for the molecular basis of homeopathy's effectiveness. Such claims have been systematically discredited.

Homeopath: Hello, I'm a homeopath, I practice homeopathy.

You: Throw yourself in a fire, homeopath.

homeopathy by Parv October 8, 2007

homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.

Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.

homeopathic beer by eViL pOp TaRt June 19, 2010

Homieapathy 

When you can't be bothered to meet up with friends

Tyrone: are you coming out on the lash tonight? Everyone will be there.

Leshaun: nah mate, I can't be arsed. I've got a severe dose of homieapathy.

Homieapathy by Mark Lager October 26, 2011

Homeopathy 

An alternative, none science-based medicine which originated on the now outdated and completely disproved principle that water holds a "memory" of diluted substances, and that "the similar cures the similar". That is, even if they are diluted to a level where absolutely no molecules of the said substance can remain. Various studies have repeatedly shown that homeopathic remedies are as effective as any placebo treatments.

"Hey John, do you wanna try these new pills from the homeopathy clinic?"
- "Sure Bob, I'm gonna try them out on my way to my crystal-magnets natural acupuncture therapy"

Homeopathy by Xnerdz September 10, 2015

homiopathy 

An informal event when your homies come over to cheer you up after a failure in anything (relationships, work, fight with parents, finals, sickness). They may bring beer, pizza, ice cream, weed or whatever they know you love. You spend a night together, laugh over and talk about whatever takes your mind off the bad thoughts. As a result, you feel better and get over whatever failure you experienced faster.

I had a meltdown. Got much better after a session of homiopathy.

Man, you look terrible! Homiopathy! Stat!

homiopathy by youneverguesswhoiam November 17, 2011

Software homeopathy 

Making SW updates that have no effect on the indicated problem but make certain group of people feel better

"That new colorful icon is surely a software homeopathy. The program still crashes"

Software homeopathy by Headcloth July 27, 2021

homeopathic 

undesired, unfortunate, stupid, gay

Ew, that college charges like twice as much for out of state students? That's kinda homeopathic.

homeopathic by Kzzl November 4, 2003