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Hoemaker

When one (mainly a guy) has sex with so many different girls all the time that he turns them into hoes
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker
Me: Julian gets so many girls and they always end up being hoes after he has sex with them

Caden: It’s because he’s a hoemaker
by cass03 July 2, 2019
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Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022
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This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020
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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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Homemade Reese’s Cup

When you put peanut butter around your butthole and present it to someone while asking if the would like a Reese’s cup.
Hey bro, do you want one of my homemade Reese’s cups?
by z5244888 December 28, 2020
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Ugly As Homemade Sin

The ugliest thing you have ever seen in your entire life.
That dress is ugly as homemade sin. She is a sweet girl and smart too, which is good because she is ugly as homemade sin.
by The Ladybug Whispers ... May 28, 2016
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