hoiberg

Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka

"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."

by RichHomie December 14, 2013

Holmberg's Law

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.

Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.

by Gelid May 6, 2014

Holier-than-thou

When a person has taken the moral high-ground or are just up themselves, they are being "Holier-than-thou". Holier-than-thou literally means, holier than me or better than me.

Just because I made one stupid mistake doesnt mean Britney gets to give me this holier-than-thou attitude!

by Dani December 28, 2005

Holiversary

The re-occurrence of a holiday, regardless of similar date to previous years, that holds a special meaning to a person because one of the previous celebrations of this holiday involved a major event (i.e. first date, starting a friendship, losing virginity, moving); if the holiday moves, than the "holiversary" moves too

"Dude I'm jewish and don't have any plans for easter, wanna hang out?"
"sorry man, me and my girlfriend are celebrating our holiversary since we met volunteering at a neighborhood easter-egg hunt last year."

by Modern Byronic Hero February 28, 2010

Holmberging

Loudly accusing others of doing the exact same thing you do as a distracting tactic

He really didn’t want people to focus on his own actions, so he started holmberging.

by Fattabby June 17, 2021

holier-than-thou

Refers to someone that is stuck-up, or a snob. They must ALWAYS be the leader, and they are always a good leader. Ironically, they always have numerous faults, but never EVER admit to them.

Ryza from NationStates.net is holier-than-thou

by Kenthar July 23, 2003

holiferation

Ho Proliferation. The act of expanding your total number of hoes by gaining another.

Kristen was already John's ho, so his date with Annie was just for the purposes of holiferation.

Yo deez bitches and hatas keep tryin' to make Non-Holiferation Treaties!

by J.W.D. January 2, 2009