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houma

1. a place where there are way to many stores for the common man to spend money in... therefore most people who live in one of these are usually middle class or below

2. a place where all there is to do is shop, eat, sleep, go to a movie, bowl, or putt putt golf.

3. a place that is over-populated and too small

4. a place with WAY to many Walgreens.

5. a place with too many banks and not enough people to put money in them.
"Oh my gosh! You live in a houma? I am so Sorry!"

"Ewwww... you live in a houma? I feel so sorry for you!"
by Resident11 May 26, 2008
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houmass

A type of large ass one attains from eating allot of houmous.
houmass; a wonderful middle-eastern treat.
by Elyakeem December 11, 2011
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hokum

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.
Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.
by PaperMachete November 10, 2005
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hohumage

-silence-
hohumage...what are you up to atm?
by Tellenjay November 9, 2006
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houmam

super cool guy. hot, charismatic, hilarious, and a one of a kind person. IQ of 3 million. super popular everywhere he goes (especially with the ladies). has a really big heart and is the best at everything he does.
girl 1: i’m in love with houmam *swoons*

girl 2: no he’s mine!
by coolcatkid April 13, 2020
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Houmacore

Any stupid fuck scene kid from the Houma-Terrebonne area in South Louisiana who dresses ridiculously, normally has an all-too-adamant love for evangelical christianity, and loves myspace because there's FUCKING NOTHING TO DO IN SOUTH LOUISIANA. They can normally be seen at either The Lighthouse or The Mainstream listening to shitty scene bands (ala I Am Terrified and Abandon Kansas) or outside smoking Marlboro Menthol Lights (because they're pussies) or Pall Malls (because they're cheap), Houmacore kids also enjoy Hardcore dancing, except when houma-core kids hardcore dance, they look like eighty five year olds trying to dance to first wave ska.
search Houmacore on youtube for a parody of houmacore kids and their ridiculous ways.

Houmacore kid 1: Oh, guys, wanna go to that insert shitty band show?
Houmacore kid 2: Yeah, dude, they're so totally indie. I'll take pics of them and upload them to my myspace. Then i'll put lots of x's in the captions... you ready to go?
Houmacore kid 1: Hold on, lemme get my Virginia Slim Ultralight 120's which I smoke because although I appear to be a male, I have a vagina.
Houmacore kid 2: That's hardXcore... lemme go put on my bapes... I'm wearing them ironically, of course.
by mhmmmm. October 20, 2008
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Hōkūpa’a

Hōkūpa’a is a sexy, sweet, caring person. They are usually found around groups of hot people and have a huge penis
I wish Hōkūpa’a would get inside of me!
by deeznutsonurmom69 November 23, 2021
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