Hoke

A British person who is 6 feet wide and has the ugliest haircut ever.

"Man, Davena is such a HOKE"
"ikr"

by stupido rapido March 04, 2021

hoke

a word to say when there are no words to be said

bob: my ass is bleeding a lot

dan: hoke

by jarthoke April 08, 2009

hoke

most good; showing of emence greatness

that was hoke when I won the lottery

by IcePick Trotter July 08, 2003

Hokes

A joke that it's intent is to make one laugh so great that it becomes a horrible joke. In other words,that akward long silence joke.

-John: I have alot of patience,but im not a doctor!

-Tom: Wow what a hokes.

by CanadianCredit March 22, 2011

hoking

The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.

Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'

by Chucklefuck January 19, 2016

hoke

A complete goober. A southern version of a jersey shore idiot.

Generally dates other hokes.

Did you see those two hokes together at that party? They were lame, I bet they listen to soulja boy and make out.

by daniel daniel February 23, 2008

hoke

a nig who falls over all the time and thinks theyre hilarious when theyre not.

wow did u guys see cassie fall right after she made those bad jokes? what a hoke.

by #1nigga February 23, 2008