hojabi

A hijabi with all the properties of a HO.

Look at that hojabi, shes going to zero gravity.

by nayaab October 18, 2006

Hojak

A humorous, extremely long and highly controversial forum post which is often filled with jarring criticism and hate towards something in particular. It is usually reserved for the most heinous of forum flaming trolls.

The thread has Hojaked and is now closed.

by Keg November 11, 2003

hojass

Hot Jewish Ass.

Variation: Hotjass

"Where's Sophie?"

"Oh, she's busy stalking Jason Schwartzman."

"Yeah, I don't blame her. He's a fine piece of hojass."

by iamsharelle November 12, 2007

hojabi

A woman who observes the traditional Muslim headscarf/veil (hijab) but accompanies it with clothing which may be extremely tight, flashy, or "characteristic of a hoe."

"I was at the mall the other day and I saw this girl with a shiny headscarf and a skirt which stuck to her so tightly that I could make our her nipples. What a hojabi."

by CuriousSpectator April 1, 2009

hojazz

To achieve victory in the last conceivable second and after failure is assumed by all, including the victor. This is almost always achieved by dumb luck or reckless stupidity.

Me: Dude I thought you were gonna fuck Carmen Electra?
Bob: Yeah me too but fucking Princehojazzed me.

by Ben Dover IX March 15, 2009

Hojanked

A term used for when you have the wool pulled over your eyes. essentially any deception or form of misdirection.

A person in utter disbelief: "AGH! Ive been Hojanked!"

by Chyiken March 15, 2022

hojara

To be a stud who gets lots of ass

Ex: he's deffinately a hojara

by Booty jew January 20, 2015