hogging

To get on some who is overweight or more basically, have sex with a fat person.

"That fat dude over there bought me this drink and I may get drunk but all I know is I aint goin hoggin'!!"

by No Money G June 29, 2004

Hogging

When your roomate/gf/neighbor uses a torrent/downloader and runs 100+ tasks/downloads and takes up all your bandwidth so you can barely even load web pages game or youtube

example 1- My gf was hogging downloading every movie off the internet at once and i couldnt even load a single youtube video shes is a bandwith bandit

example 2- I tell my roomate im gonna go hoggin which is also a term which means your gonna go bag fatties but he knows im gonna download like a maniac so he has to relax and not game for a few hours and not get upset about the poor download speeds he will get

by Finalfire1337X July 19, 2012

hogging

Hogging is an actual rodeo style competion where contestants must stay inside (doggy style) of a fat girl for a full eight seconds. The clock starts only after your friends burst into the room via the door or closet and then procede to turn on the lights and start making pig calls (zoo zoo zooooie). The rider may hold on to her hair or even a sweaty roll of lard and flesh. This is very hilarious if you document it with video! Proof that you deserve to wear a fajita plate as a belt buckle. Happy riding buckaroos.

I was hogging this girl that resembled a manatee and only lasted 5.6 seconds. I couldn't help it she bucked free. Lane Frost is rolling over in his grave.

by Liberater of Libations August 14, 2006

hogging

To keep something for yourself.

Hey stop hogging the spliff

by Pie May 20, 2003

hogging

1. The action of any man of any stature to hunt, search, identify, and use a slam pig at will. Upon identification of this usually obese and ugly creature, approach it and use the slam pig's lack of self esteem for a man's own sexual use. A slam pig's slef esteem must never rise in order for the species of man to survive, therefore, the man MUST treat the slam pig like that of an actual digusting pig and must dispose of immediately once sexually satisfied.
2. The act of a man getting out of a "slump".
3. Hunting for the slam pig.
4. The act of making your ex girlfriend extremely jealous.

"Dude, I'm so horny. Screw it, I'm goin hogging, I'll see you at the bar later."
"Yee Hawwwwwww"
"Um, wow, well, you know what? Work just called and I have to go to work so you need to leave and my car is broke down and have no money for your cab, sorry, I'll see ya around."

by FancyHancy February 27, 2008

Hogging

Having sex / committing various sexual acts outdoors. Usually in unhygienic settings and in an unsavoury manner.

"Willatt would get more matches on Tinder if he didn't list 'Hogging' in his interests!

by Hoage July 13, 2015

hogging

the process of finding some sjanky sex at or immediately before Last Call.

by dirtiest_sanchez December 8, 2002