Hoffling

When you are walking towards some one and you both obstruct each other’s way several times - hoffling.

Mark Thompson & Ashley Adams 2007

stop hoffling me

by Wherestay December 14, 2019

heffling

THE BEST WORD. YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL HEFFLINGS. A heffling is also your last life form. Or an annoying alarm clock

Wake up little HEFFLING its one am

by Pename12 March 3, 2018

Vincent Hoefling

otherwise known as pussy crusher or a gut splitter. A Vincent Hoefling normally wields a above average clog monger for destroying his female opponents.

That chick is nasty, shes been destroyed by a Vincent Hoefling.

by dkevans89 April 19, 2018

fart huffling

when someone overpraises and flexes their achievements or anything they own to the point where they're sucking themselves off. however, said thing is not that impressive.

Person 1: Look at this painting I did for art class! Can't you see the amount of effort I put into it? The skillful work of paint? Blah blah
Person 2: I think you're just fart huffling

by Zxi_Shitou May 7, 2023

hoffing

the act of being fly.

you look hoffing in that shirt.

by ladybugg1 November 4, 2009

Hoefling

The act of flinging a hoe or throwing a party for a bunch of hoes.

Wow what a hoefling. or Wow that hoefling was awesome last night!

by Kmh&Mrb July 29, 2011

Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010