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Heffler Swag

Means godly swag. Having a very confident demeanor in every pursuit in life yet being humble at the same time. Speaks eloquently and inspires everyone around him. This level of swag is almost unheard of and is so powerful that only the most beautiful of women would dare approach someone with Heffler Swag.
Me: Dude look at that guy, he's getting all of the girls!

Friend: Ya man, his Heffler Swag is on fire!
by SwaggaGuy October 13, 2011
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Hoffert

body resemblance of a gumball machine.
Hoffert projects gumballs through double chin.
by Maragumball April 7, 2009
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hiffler

A person of disability who walks with a limp. Often caused by birth defects such as; moms who didn't smoke pot while pregnant, dads who have tattoos and being conceived under power lines at 5:04am.
Look at that cripple shes a hiffler.

Hifflers hate steps.

Bob has been a hiffler since his Lion taiming accident.
by SS Express August 8, 2008
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hoffle

passionately possessive over your food
hoffle my waffle.
i’m hoffle for taco bell
by Yungsavagealex October 21, 2017
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Hufflering

When a man cums in a gaping arse and sticks his nose in and huffs on it
"We tried hufflering for the first time last night"

OR

" You can huffle my ring any time"

OR

"Hey babe can I give you a hufflering tonight"
by Mojokelicis December 6, 2019
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hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night
by theo May 7, 2003
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Dustin Hoffer

The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.

A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
Wow he is such a Dustin Hoffer
by mac merritt October 14, 2011
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