hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

by theo May 7, 2003

Dustin Hoffer

The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.

A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.

Wow he is such a Dustin Hoffer

by mac merritt October 14, 2011

Hefferthrusherment

Main Entry: Hefferthrusherment
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded

I love you Chris, but i had to do it.

by Anastasia November 4, 2004

hoffetts

what david hasselhoff's dancers are called.

bob:those hoffetts are really great.
wife:*turns television off*

by letusbeus December 10, 2006

nathan hoffer

Better than Adam showers

Nathan Hoffer is the best

by Ginger Boi is dead May 15, 2018

Joe Hoffer

The God of metal. Currently in the band Eden Is Burning

Oh my Joe Hoffer,
Joe Hoffer Is GOD
I am The Shreding Machine said Joe Hoffer

by Joe Hoffer May 28, 2006

Astrid hofferson

Astrid hofferson is hiccup horrendous haddock the third’s love interest in how to train your dragon movies she is based off camicazi from the how to train your dragon books she is feisty and very skilled in battle her dragon is a blue and yellow deadly madder called stormfly

How to train your dragon viewer: who is that?
Other viewer: that’s Astrid hofferson!

by Nightfurylover July 7, 2021