hosehead

The name of Bob and Doug's dog. See hoser, SCTV or Great White North for further details.

Bob: "Dad, Doug gave Hosehead your beer!"

Doug: "nu-uh!"

by Succubus February 6, 2005

Hoester Strudel

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

by maddielucy December 31, 2010

hesher

Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.

Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.

That hesher was constantly stage diving at the thrash gig last Friday.

by aaarn October 30, 2012

Hoesbeast

The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.

Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!

Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.

Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!

by bahalaugh October 16, 2011

hosehead

Variant of "hoser".

Take off, you hosehead!

by Nunc August 6, 2002

hotsheet

A hotsheet is a motel that rents rooms by the hour, usually for prostitutional purposes.

"Take that casino-ho and go find a hotsheet down the street.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

hoesha

Name of a girl that acts like a 'ho', dressed like a 'ho' and who's first name ends is 'esha' or 'iesha'. Most often has a big round ass and tight pants or skirt.

There is that hoesha from the party, I forget her name.

by Seabert January 17, 2008