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Homomentum

When someone first announces to the world that they are gay, and them over the next several months begins outwardly acting more and more gay in their mannerisms and interests. This acceleration of gayness is known as homomentum.
When Frank first came out of the closet a few months ago, it was kind of a surprise. But since then, he has started watching Glee, reading all the Twilight books, and listening to Nickelback. He sure is building up a lot of homomentum! Next thing you know, he will be rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
by The Extispicator September 27, 2011
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Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.
The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!
by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020
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hoement of clarity

Hoement of clarity is similar to a moment of clarity. A Hoement of Clarity is when a girl realizes that SHE is the sidechick.
After her 5th date in a parking garage again, Jessica had her hoement of clarity and realized her boyfriend had a wife.
by martine_sumptin or other November 8, 2018
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Hoement

Being a Hoe for a moment/ period of time
I had my hoement with my lad earlier
by evieeeee October 27, 2019
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Joementum

The velocity of fecal matter toward the floor from a politician with Dementia.
As Joe was walking away from the reporters the Joementum nearly blasted his shoes off.
by Oilblues September 20, 2020
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Hoement

A moment where a man or woman stops committing, and decides to make friends with benefits.
I’m tired of dating, maybe I need a hoement.
by Evan Stoll August 19, 2023
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