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hoeless

mili: he’s so hoeless!
person: wow :(
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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hoeless

the act of having no hoes
Jada was hoeless.
by Emily Haworth June 6, 2017
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hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.
"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
by Tadeshad December 22, 2021
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Hoeledex

Rolledex-style listing of female names, those of which like to put out
"What was that freaky chick's name from last weekend?" Hold up, let me check my Hoeledex right quick."
by The one known as Bob E. Lee December 1, 2003
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hoehness

pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!
by aquaman004 April 12, 2007
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hoerle

Hoerle is so hot and juicy my god mmm he’s hot
by Hoes mad69 February 18, 2022
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Hoehlered

1.) To be cornered and inconvenienced by your boss for an extremely long time for an "urgent" matter
2.) To be stuck on a phone call for hours on end with your boss when in fact all he wanted to know was if you were available to meet the next day to get Hoehlered... again
3.) To take it up the ass hard from your boss
I was on my way to the bar but then I got Hoehlered for three hours and was stuck drinking four shots in a row to play catch up.

After being Hoehlered I drank heavily and ended up rolling down the wheelchair ramp at the Pink Taco.
by An unfortunate victim June 25, 2008
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