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vandra hoehle 

Gorgeous caring intelligent girl. Vandra is very smart and everyone loves being around her. She has a great taste in guys (Riley Bear). Vandra is the type of girl who is unique and strives for perfection everyone loves her and she is just waiting to be discovered with her music. She is a great daughter and sister a good role model. Chill with everyone and is adored by all.
If I do not have a vandra hoehle in my life I have no life.
vandra hoehle by Vandra hoehle July 31, 2016
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A certain individual that has an oversized forehead, a numerous number of side mans, and that is used to spreading their legs for small black items. ;) (The one way you know a person is a "Hoelene" is when they ever say this phrase "new phone, who this?"
1. You want to sleep with so many hoelenes.
2. John, you have a big hoelene.
Hoelene by FlareLink March 2, 2017
The act of not having a hoe.
"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."
hoeless by David Leee January 12, 2007
A chick i used to fuck named Noelle, she was a real neighborhood Ho
Hoelle, wow yeah she has been around the block for a hot minute now
Hoelle by Postypost January 26, 2019

Hoeless Romantic 

A Hoeless romantic is someone who wants true love from the opposite or same sex so bad yet they have no sex appeal so they are so used to getting turned down from any & everybody due to lack of confidence. They never have anyone to call or even to flirt with meaning they are completely hoeless and no one would ever want to date someone without at least one hoe. This person just loves the idea of love with someone but as long as they are hoeless they are hopeless & sit alone at a dinner table imagining romance that they will never attain.
He is always talking about wanting a relationship but no one is attracted to him." Well i guess he will forever be a Hoeless Romantic.
Hoeless Romantic by AshDgaf March 18, 2021

Hohler Bomb 

It is a new version of a Jagerbomb for lightweight drinkers such as the man behind the Hohler Bomb, Mitch Hohler. It's a thimble full of Jager dropped into a shotglass full of Red Bull, then you pound it.
I'd drink Hohler Bombs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'd shower in that shit
Hohler Bomb by Uncle Jessie May 3, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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