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Drew Carey: Its time for everyone's favorite game, HOEDOWN!!
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White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot
White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.

Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.
by classygentleman7 August 29, 2012
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Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.
"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."
by punkoffgirl December 28, 2005
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A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.
Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."
by sikwill December 28, 2005
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The time when all the hoes get together and maybe dance.
"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"
by Little miss sunshine November 13, 2013
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Where a bunch of married or just girlfriends get together and twerk on single, married, or just boyfriends that the girls dont know. Usually resulting in sex after ward because the boys love them twerking on their dicks. This causing the girl to suck his big, hairy, hard cock and use lots and lots of tongue when kissing. The hoes usually are less likely to yelp because they get sooooooooo much dick and have lots and lots more sexual experiences then any other group of girls. Some hoes prefer to have sex in groups. This is a uncommon case though. ๐Ÿ† + ๐Ÿฉ = OH DADDY, ๐Ÿ‘Œ, ๐Ÿ‘ถ (unless you use a condom and it doesnโ€™t rip for the โ€œ๐Ÿ‘ถโ€)
Girl: OH MY FUCK ME HARDER YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH!OH YES, YOUR MY DADDY!
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! ๐Ÿ‘…

HOEDOWN FOR LIFE
by just kill me plz #emolife June 17, 2018
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a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.

when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.

most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.

(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)

Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.

Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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