Hoedown

a gathering of hillbillies (who live in hills completely cut off from civilization) where they dance around a bonfire singing.

"Hey bob lets go to a hoedown."

by bkhockey April 5, 2009

HOEDOWN

WHEN YOU THROW A HOE TO THE GROUND

MILEY CYRUS BEING THROWN TO THE GROUND, HOEDOWN.

by IAMTHEULTIMATE! June 9, 2009

Hoedown

Everyone's Favorite Game!

Drew Carey: Its time for everyone's favorite game, HOEDOWN!!

by Ryan Mochrie August 25, 2013

Hoedown

White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot

White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.

Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.

by classygentleman7 August 29, 2012

Hoedown

The time when all the hoes get together and maybe dance.

"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"

by Little miss sunshine November 13, 2013

Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009

Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012