hoecake

Slut with a yeast infection

"Man I went down on this skank last night and she had some serious hoecake goin' on!"

by kr0n November 25, 2003

hoecake

Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.

Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!

by shizzle_bot November 9, 2004

hoecake

See poptart.

See poptart.

by Tisha Cook April 1, 2003

hoecake

Someone who cracks a dirty joke that wasn't even remotely funny.

Kaite-"Hmm, I think I'll go shopping today."
Alec-"That's what she said!"
Kaite-"Alec, your acting like such a hoecake."

by HolyCupcakes;; December 19, 2008

hoe-case

a condom case a man hoe carries around everywhere.

Dustin: We are going to Las Vegas tonight, leave the girlfriend at home.
Chris: Awesome! I will pack my hoe-case.
Matt: Dude remember to polish it. Hoes like shiny things.

by Elle7113 July 24, 2013

Hoecake

A sweet nice person but you still a hoe ..

Yeah bae u wool and shit but you a hoecake str8 up #facts

by Twin1215 March 14, 2018

Hoe Case

Method of communication that male and female hoes alike use in which they only text in lowercase letters because it makes them seem nonchalant. They have to actually go into their phone settings to disable Auto-Capitalization.

Person 1: Hey, you said you wanted to go out this weekend?
Person 2: (hoe case) yea i wanna go to “xyz”
Person 1: Sounds great, I’ll make a reservation.
Person 2: when is it

by kruton.421 April 3, 2025