hodinkee

A transvestite prostitute's genitalia

Bro , that ain't no woman, I can see his hodinkee from here

by sammysung June 23, 2017

hoinkydonk

micro penis

ex: it was so sad, he has a hoinkydonk

by gay_ghost June 5, 2021

Hoinky-Spoinky

Of the sexual nature.

"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"

by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022

Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.

He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.

by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

Hodinkee

To worsen a situation by unnecessarily interfering in its design/arrangement.

(Based on the Watch publication “Hodinkee” collaborating on perfectly good watch designs, hiking up the price and making them worse.)

Adding to Urban Dictionary now…

A) Oh man, why is John getting involved…?

B) yeah, he’s gonna Hodinkee that meeting.

by Beverley Whiffington-Pong February 1, 2024

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.

Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.

by Nateils November 3, 2025