Hob Knocker

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?
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Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun
Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)
by Gogogoman June 20, 2011
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Hob Knocker

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A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street
by vont'e1157 March 28, 2009
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Hob Knocker

Someone who rapes animals. Hardcore. really hardcore.
"Did you see what that guy did to that squirrel?? what a hob knocker!"
by sandy assboy March 09, 2009
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Hob Knocker

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!
by UKer_88 February 12, 2009
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a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time
geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)
by ;)hrnyallthetime May 24, 2010
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Hob Knocker

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.
Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.
by boblmao2 August 01, 2009
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