haresh

handsome, indian dude, an intellectual, great bod, has short temper but loves with his whole heart does not express much, likes to spend time with himself, a book worm, you need him in your life types.

haresh is amazing

by aaaaditya March 19, 2020

don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

Hoarse Tradition

When you give head so hard your voice is hoarse the next day.

“Tiffany sounds sick today. I hope she’s alright!”
“It’s Hoarse Tradition, she’ll be fine”

by imaspork003 November 26, 2020

Haresan

Usually a male who is wild,crazy, and for some reason the incarnation of a legend.

Person 1: Who scored that amazing goal last night.
Person 2: Bicylce kick, top bins?
Person 1: Nah then shithead
Person 2: Well it was The Haresan.

by KingOfBlitz October 22, 2019

Hores

An epic fail that resulted from a typo of "Horse" in a children's essay, to humorous effect:

"Sticker Story -- Hores
I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carots. You woudn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores."

Husband: Honey? I was thinking about buying a hores.
Wife: Absolutely not!
Husband: How about a horse?
Wife: Mmm... all right.

by Templarian February 1, 2009

Information Hoare

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).

SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.

by CryptoKnight November 3, 2011

Hoarse

something that is harsh in sound

a hoarse voice

by Pacchu Nagari March 3, 2009