hmpf

The sound one makes in response to something peculiar that has just occurred or has just been said. Most often used when irritated. Most often a natural response/reaction.

1) I thought I had a $5 bill in my wallet but it's not here .... hmpf.

2) Val: Just got an email from Sunny. Ted: hmpf

by Lamop January 29, 2005

hmph

A word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.

Matt: My teddy is sexier than you
Alice: Hmph

by Alice D September 21, 2008

hmpf

an alternate spelling of hmph

go away hmpf

by 永遠に January 27, 2020

hmph

The noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.

This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!

by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004

Hmphmph

This word is the act of thinking, sort of like hmm...

Victoria: You should listen to this song.
Chance: Hmphmph I'll try it out.

by Ssleep.mustyy October 26, 2016

hmphsquirm

the art of romancing and/or wooing someone of the opposite sex by means of whimsical words and wiggles....

...bennieball & neaniebug love to hmphsquirm...

by Hmpher January 11, 2008

Hmpff

V. To Hmpff at someone or a situation, or to be Hmpff'ed by someone else.

Used for very awkward situations, or when you are in disbelieve.
Used in situations where you do not know how to respond to a comment made to you, or just something you overheard.

Usually spelled and used several different ways, however, this is the original, correct spelling and usage of the word.

Example 1
Saba: "Yo Josh you're like really good looking, I really wish i were you"
Josh: Hmpff...Thanks?

Example 2
Kevin Dineen: "Hey Josh you know you never handed in your English essay from last month right?"
Josh: "What do you mean, i emailed it to you a while ago"
Kevin Dineen: "Hmpff...Are you sure your not lying?"

by Shureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff March 25, 2010