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hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.
I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.
by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013
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hippycrite

A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.
Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8!
by Chris Walker October 29, 2004
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hippycrite

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.
James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!
by wassonthen February 28, 2011
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hippocratical

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.
"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."
by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006
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hippocritter

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.
She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!
by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004
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Hipocrite

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.
She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.
by user7891 July 27, 2018
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Hippocracy

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are Hippos.
After my trip to Hungry Hungry Island, I was impressed by the sophistication of the constitutional Hippocracy there.
by chevyvan June 25, 2009
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