Kris Humphriesing

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

by potofgold December 11, 2012

hiphone

Chinese failed attempt to clone Apple´s iPhone. It supports 2 sim cards, expansion slot for microSD and external rechargeable batteries.

It´s cheapear than an iPhone, lacking features like quality Apps, E-Mail, Instant Messenger an so on.

Bob: Hey look my new hiphone it´s like an iPhone!!!

Rob: Rly?, does it have Youtube?

Bob: no

Rob: E-Mail?

Bob: no

Rob: Super Monkey Ball, Need for Speed, Metal Gear, etc?

Bob: no

Bob starts to cry and throw his hiphone away.

by Phantom_Xtreme June 22, 2009

hipham

A hippie that eats nothing but ham.

You are a hipham.

by It's nad February 23, 2017

Kris Humphries

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

by mtf November 18, 2011

Himpus

A horses anus.

Bobby Joe - "Howdy cowboy how's that horses himpus doing"
Dusty smokes- "Just Jim Dandy if ya ask me!"

"My horse has the best Himpus in the whole valley!"

by leapfrogfun1 November 7, 2013

Humphry Challenger

A munchkin/pygmy type creature often big-faced, around 2 1/2 feet tall, and adorned in a orange and black leprechaun-like outfit. The Challenger can jump in your window and challenge you to a brawl. Closely related to the Pygmy Scout.

Holy shit!Earl, did you see that Humphry Challenger eating my oatmeal out of the GD trough?

by Boz Scaggert November 9, 2008

Hmphsies

When something does not go your way with a guy or girl

Why wont he come nss....hmphsies

I thought she was gonna come home with me but then she had to take care of her drunk roomate, hmphsies!

by Chu face April 3, 2010