hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended

Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status

by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

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Hijacked classic

The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.

“Yo did u see me pull the Hijacked classic the other day, like gg bro”

by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020

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hormonally hijacked

An erratic state of being characterized by passing, intermittent fits and outbursts, temper tantrums or volatile mood swings, which fluctuate at regular, fairly predictable intervals and whose origin is rooted in hormonal biochemistry.

Since she's pregnant, I guess I'm supposed to forgive her for being so hormonally hijacked, but... dude, that was like The Exorcist back there.

My girlfriend's a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she's on her rag... makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. That broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-style.

You almost can't expect teenaged boys to behave as though they're thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.

by TheGoldenMuse May 12, 2010

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