high maintenance

<i>adv.</i> One who takes pleasure in the finer things of life. Typically a person who believes that the price of an item is an indicator of quality. Stereotpyes: takes forever (two hours plus) to get ready for a picnic, knows the Chanel cosmetics counter manager on a first name basis, only gets their hair done by stylists who charge over $100/hour.

Commonly confused with: Drama queen, bitch, label whore, stuck up, ex-girlfriend.
Alicia, put down the hundred dollar orbital eye cream and get in the car. I ain't waitin' on yo high maintenance ass for another hour.
by I can spell! December 06, 2006
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A very stuck up person who is very demanding and extremely needy
that stupid girl is always depending on me for everything.. shes so high maintenance
by robert rishka August 27, 2005
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Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.
YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"
by fifilarue April 27, 2015
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Someone who is fixated on Diamond Chairs and Diesel jeans.
He is really laid back, but if you saw his apartment you would call him high maintenance.
by JMannnnnnnn January 17, 2008
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Most women are high maintenance. The term "high maintenance" usually refers to a very peculiar female individual that is extremely selfish and demands a constant stream of gifts and attention. Also prone to bitch and complain about your every action, thinks highly of herself, and will never issue an apology...unless she desperately wants something from you.
I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!
by Hanzo May 29, 2004
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Kara is so high maintenance.
by YourRealMum September 03, 2016
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high maintenance

one who is invited to attend a party and sits alone and does not socialize with the known and unknown.
you are being high maintenance sitting over there the couch
by yourself.
by drunken muskrat March 06, 2006
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