hackorama

A spectacular display of cyber-criminality during which computer hackers do some extensive and damaging hacking.

The Kaseya ransomware attack, attributed to Russian cybercriminals, is a prime example of an impressive hackorama!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2021

hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.

COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."

by Nite Owl August 7, 2007

hickory Creek middle school

a school full of sexist, ugly homophobic, boys and annoying af girls. they're just a bunch of prissy suburban kids who'll never go through anything hard because they have daddy's money

Kyle: you're such a prick. what school do you go to?
Chad: I go to hickory Creek middle school
Kyle: ohhh that makes sense.

by lil peen November 15, 2019

Hickory Buttscrew

Leapfrogging stalled traffic by exiting a merging construction lane at the last minute, effectively shaving minutes off your drive time. Often framed as an accident; the common reasoning being "I didn't see the merging signs or the hundreds of stalled vehicles waiting their turn," or "I'm a better human being."

I can't be late to my daughter's recital again. Time for the hickory buttscrew.

by Scr1bble June 24, 2011

Mississippi hickory stick

A Fun Dip bag where the sugar has been emptied out and replaced with cocaine.

"My grandma used to give Mississippi hickory sticks to kids with toothaches; cured 'em right up."

by Blluuer August 9, 2022

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

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by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

by That one guy you like June 16, 2018