helzie

Amazing wow so amazing omg like wtf so cool like

Oh wow it's an amazing helzie she so fine

by Ezoterik August 16, 2018

heyzel

A psycho chick, really jealous that can never make up her mind. Usually puts to much thought into shit. Most likely Hispanic and probably living in the Midwest. Due to her attitude, she probably has hardly any friends.

Oh look, it's Heyzel. She's such a head case. She can scare any guy away with her possessive ways!

by the witty white boy March 14, 2015

Off the Heezie Phascheezie

Ridiculous ebonic slang gone overboard. A mutation of a mutation. i.e. "off the hook" and all of the -izzle nonsense combined to make a new and extraordinarily retarded phrase.

A mild example of this sort of double mutation would be like coining the word "Wazzigga" to mean "Whazzup, Nigga?"

Dumbass1: Yo, Wazzigga!?
(Hello there. What is up, my friend?)
Dumbass2: You're Off the Heezie Phascheezie!
(I love you.)

by Ewolfe357 August 3, 2006

Heyzeus

What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.

Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.

by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009

heezie

it pretty much means any word that starts with H. most likely hook.

that shit is off the heezie fo sheezy my neezy, my nose is itchy i gotta sneezy

by spanky February 13, 2004

Hezzie

Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.

Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!

by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016

Heyfield

A town with a central gravitational vortex that sucks in losers. Not to be confused with Rosedale or Briagalong, which are even bigger holes.
This town has a distinct lack of any even mildly attractive males and if you visit, bring a ladder to help you climb out.

Street names: Gayfield, Holefield, Shithole

'Woah, there's not hot guys anywhere.'
'Must be in Heyfield'
'Run they have knives'

by Elaurus January 18, 2009