heyzel

A psycho chick, really jealous that can never make up her mind. Usually puts to much thought into shit. Most likely Hispanic and probably living in the Midwest. Due to her attitude, she probably has hardly any friends.

Oh look, it's Heyzel. She's such a head case. She can scare any guy away with her possessive ways!

by the witty white boy March 14, 2015

herzel

Out of all the daddies this daddy is best daddy. Herzel the type of nigga to say "bless you" after you cough. However he is severely lacking in the meme department.

Random: Yo Herzel whats good?

Herzel: Ill tell you what aint good, your hairline niBBa

by Herzel May 18, 2018

Cole Hetzler

An absolute God. Nothing less nothing more. He’s a hunk. A unit. He’s the bees knees and elbows. He is praised for his godly ness on the controller. He has a constant 2.7 K.D in each game.

Cole Hetzler: a god
Person: hey Cole

Cole: snaps finger*
Person: dies

by Itisdos October 25, 2018

hezzel

maganda

you look like hezzel

by anonymous March 6, 2022

heezelbee x-tee cee

result of talking while drunk/super tired; could also be a nickname for a hot bitch!; x tee cee is the name of a shot

"heezelbee in new york" "what are you up to you heezelbee x-tee cee?" " i want an x tee cee shot!"

by jenlindsmar September 4, 2008

Hotzel

Prone to A.D.D./A.D.H.D.
Likes girls with big butt who cannot lie.
Talks with their hands.
May have curly hair.
Extremely excentric.

Hotzel is such a scandalous man.

by Jamncamn April 8, 2017

Hetzels Pretzels

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.

Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.

by Ryan O’Connell November 22, 2019