by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018
A small twat about 3'2. In Greek his name means shit. Destined to be single forever yet he fantasises over many girls. Tends to be quiet though his temper can raise to a climax in seconds
Heston is a dick
by IKilledPuss February 01, 2018
by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018
To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.
While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."
Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"
Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"
by Pantera Ruber November 23, 2010
The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.
by Fearman April 10, 2008
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
"You dam dirty ape."
"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
You dam dirty ape.
You dam dirty ape.
by clownass December 03, 2006
The act of taking a media outlet to court for defamation (and winning) for blatently incorrect statements and/or lies
by Zvenno November 01, 2023