Heston

A small twat about 3'2. In Greek his name means shit. Destined to be single forever yet he fantasises over many girls. Tends to be quiet though his temper can raise to a climax in seconds

Heston is a dick

by IKilledPuss February 1, 2018

Heston

When someones forskin is bigger than there dick

Get that Heston out of peppa pig

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

heston

Codeword for LSD, as in Acid, as in the movie El Cid, played by Charlton Heston.

I was flying all night with Heston, man. That was powerful shit.

by hansokolow October 11, 2006

Heston fist

To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.

While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."

Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"

by Pantera Ruber November 25, 2010

Heston over your firearms

To die. Derived from "hand over your firearms", and the quote from the late Charlton Heston, "you can have my gun when you prise it from my cold dead hands".

First you marry, then you have 2.7 kids, then you eat quiche, then you Heston over your firearms.

Both my grandfathers had Hestoned over their firearms before I was born.

by Fearman April 13, 2008

Heston Russell'd

The act of taking a media outlet to court for defamation (and winning) for blatently incorrect statements and/or lies

These wankers better hurry up and delete that post or there gonna get Heston Russell'd

by Zvenno October 31, 2023

Heston Kay

a personal douche bag and a bitch ass cunt with a loose ass pussy!! he loves to burn carpet!! he loves the dick also!! he thinks its yummy in his tummy!and loves it when they cum on his face!

The fagget who goes to stockdale highschool! facebook him!(: His name is Heston Kay

by haley west September 9, 2010