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horseford

Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.
Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.
by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008
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hereford

Proud home of the Worlds most Elite Special Fordces; The British SAS (Special Air Service).
"Hereford Lines."
by Diego August 10, 2003
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Hereford Middle School

Filled with preps, dorks, emos, hoes, vapers, etc. Everyone who goes here is crazy.
Hereford Middle School? I heard that the emos are all lesbians.
by urlocalbull April 8, 2019
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hereford bypass

Something that everyone wants, but it never happens.
Also a response by Herefordians for literally anything.
1) Are you ever going to get that new phone!? It's just like Hereford bypass
2a) What do you think of the traffic today? Bypass.
2b) How was the school run? Bypass.

2c) Did you get to your wedding on time? We really need a bypass.
by pseudunnit September 23, 2020
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hereford middle school

1. A school that gets it's students from Sparks Elementary, Prettyboy, 5th District, 7th District, and some Jacksonville schools.

2. A school made up of mostly preps who think that they're the shit and that they're wicked cool skaters and all, but don't know the first thing about a board. If you walked up to one of them, and asked if they could do a Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on their on their board, they would say, and I quote, "Oh, yeah, dude, that's like, um, wicked easy, bro." Pathetic.

3. A school minorly made up of wannabe rockers and puck-ass kids, (I'm a bit of both) who really sware to much and get in fights with preps a lot. We are both kind of posers, but I think my side is more fun. And we ACTUALLY skate and have lives beside talking about how great Hannah Montana looked last night.

4. A school really minorly, but some of it, is populated by Pokemon loving, Bakugan brawling, Yu-Gi-Oh trading dorks. They practically stalk the wannabe-rockers and punks, showing them how good they are at pulling a grind on Tony Hawk 3, or on a Tech Dech board, hoping to be accepted into the ranks of rock-dom, but turned aside. Pity them.
1. Dude, I'm going to Hereford Middle School next year!

2. OMG, we are soooo not preps! I mean, my friend at Hereford Middle School pulled a sick Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on his board! That's not preppy!

3. Fuck off, I'm sleeping through English class, you retard. I don't CARE about all that shitty pop music. Oh man, I hate Hereford Middle School...

4. OH! OH! OH! LOOK AT MY PIKACHU! IT'S THE COOLEST POKEMON IN HEREFORD MIDDLE SCHOOL! WAIT! WAIT! LOOK AT MY TECH DECK! DON'T LEAVE!!!
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Hereford

One would define Hereford in several different ways. There\'s the obvious: Hereford High School, the school in Northern Baltimore County with one of the best agriculture programs in the state. One would also define it as a way of life: taking pride in your state champ football team, your high overall SAT scores, being a Hereford Bull, joing the firehall and leaving class to go on fire calls, going to cattle shows, sleeping in barns on haystacks, smoking during lunch down at Bunker Hill, The Dip, the Bull Run.. the list will forever go on. Hereford is also a way of life: once you\'re here, you\'re lucky to get out.
I live in Hereford, I run The Dip once a week and sleep with my cattle when I have cattle shows.
by Anne Hottes C. April 26, 2005
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Hereford, Texas

A small town in Texas that smells like the toilet after a trucker took the hugest shit of his life. When there is alot of wind, you can smell it from miles away, causing people to bag on the terrible reak of Amarillo because shitty ass Hereford is blowing in. With a population of 15,000 of either people that are the epitome of white trash - or mexican illegal immigrants.
Visitor of Amarillo: What the fuck is that smell?

Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.

Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.
by Taylor and Julie May 15, 2010
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