Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass

Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"

by tnunnster October 7, 2010

click bait hero

click bait hero (n): an online Samaritan who saves many the pain of opening a sensationalised article by releasing the mundane details in the thread below, typically attaining top comment status.

TOP COMMENT: All you need to know is that Will Smith got his name because it is short for 'William'.

REPLY: You sir, are a click bait hero!

by Spagalucci October 1, 2016

Huxton Hero

Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.

Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"

Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."

by Johnny The English Grammarian February 16, 2009

hermoans

Bodily changes that lead to sex and moaning.

It takes a lot of hormones to make a lot of hermoans!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

Herbo

The female version of the male himbo, not to be confused with the root term, bimbo which is classically defined and an attractive but dumb woman. Herbo is defined as a woman who is attractive and strong while also being a bit of a ditz.

Have you heard about my new book character? She plays on the women’s football team but doesn’t do very well in social situations or in class. She is a bit of a herbo.

by HavocInHavengul August 2, 2020

Guitar Hero endurance

A measure of one's ability to play extended fast sections in Guitar Hero and Rock Band before before becoming utterly exhausted and not being able to finish the song.

"I can't make it through Raining Blood - I can nail the main section for the first thirty seconds, but then my vision begins to narrow and my lips begin turning blue."

"Dude - sounds like you need to work on your Guitar Hero endurance."

by Scott Shumaker February 12, 2008

cock hero

A JOI-style video where guys masturbate and attempt to match their stokes to the tempo and last until the end of the song. It's like Guitar Hero, but with an orgasm instead of a high score.

My strokes were way off beat during my last round of Cock Hero, but I still came, so I won anyway.

by Lizzie Bear Fox December 15, 2013