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Hernia

Thinely grilled excuse for doctors to rape 2 year old children with knives
Boy lovers fuck you with knives and leave a pussy when they decide you have a hernia they rape more violent than anyone where my anger originates
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Hernia Hand Puppet

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.
Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010
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Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
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hernia gina

the herniated groin area that is usually found on fatter men and women that protudes out and appears rather misfigured
The fat man had a large hernia gina protruding from his groin.
by mx21 May 28, 2008
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Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request
I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery
by Cody5050 August 10, 2022
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mental hernia

A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.
First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."

Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."
by michiganmayday April 18, 2010
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Sports Hernia

Also known as "athletic pubalgia", a sports hernia occurs when there is a weakening of the muscles or tendons of the lower abdominal wall. It is not a true, or "inguinal hernia" as there is no bulge or protrusion through the inguinal canal.

Diagnosis is often very difficult, and many doctors will initial diagnose the patient with a pulled muscle or sprain. Ultra sound and MRI are most effective to detect a tear, although sometimes it still goes undetected.

The only effective method of treatment is surgery, though unfortunately after years of countless operations, it is considered "experimental" by many insurance companies.
If someones had a sports hernia that means that they were going "balls to the wall" and are super hardcore!
by Dzak Ijcs August 14, 2009
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