herpasaurous rex

any person entirely covered in herpes from head to toe. The herpes have deformed them so much that they resemble some sort of ancient dinosaur. Though a herpasaurous rex hasn't been spotted in over 5 billion years they are believed to still have an influence on how most people get herpes today.

Did you see that hooker?
She looked like a herpasaurous rex...
maybe she was... Can't wait to tap that.

by PB & J May 9, 2008

Helmasaurus

A penis where the helmet is of an overwhelming proportion.

Once I squeezed the helmet in, the rest was easy. I love my helmasaurus.

by Stainage January 12, 2012

herpasourus

The magical creature that eats your genitals and gives you herpes without sexual intercourse

Wife: "How in the HELL did you get herpes?!?!?!"
Husband: "It Must have been the herpasourus! I swear hunny!"

by 127001boy December 7, 2011

Herpesaurus

A word explaining growth on a persons face or lips that resembles a case of the herpes.

Bill: Wow, whats that on her face?
Johnny: I dont know man, it looks like the herpesaurus!

by INTHEFACE! January 21, 2010

heebosaurus

A ethnic slur, referring to the Jews. May be used when referring to a particularly Jewish Jew, one which adheres to stereotypes. Can be used when non-Jews are acting frugal, deceitful or lame

Evan: can I borrow $20
Sam: No, I'm saving money for an accounting field trip
Evan: Don't be such a heebosaurus

by E.Cartman_123 August 25, 2010

Herndasaurus

The term for when your male math teacher , acts like a dinosaur. Angry like a T-rex , and gets pretty heated like one too .

“My teacher is a real Herndasaurus”

by ilovecats223 October 24, 2023