Jimi Marshall Hendrix!

A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.

Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'

by Butterscar 1962 June 19, 2008

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

by Phuqit November 22, 2011

The Mike Hendrix

A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.

The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.

We were having great sex, but then pulled the Mike Hendrix on me.

by One Alone March 29, 2011

Ahenobarbus Henocied

One of the most disgusting and malicious entities on the internet. Known for running a (now debunked) Facebook page. Once added, the user would send you photographs of unimaginably disgusting and illegal images. Some involving gore, child pornography, taped suicides, snuff, etc. It also made messages with strange Latin and Russian coded messages, along with cryptic coordinates. The user is also known for targeting minors and sending content as described above.

My friend was recently attacked by Ahenobarbus Henocied on Facebook, and was sent very violent images. Hopefully his therapist can help him out.

by MrTengoku August 29, 2016

Jimi Hendrix

-Genius-



enough said

"fly on little wing"

by T1mm0rz December 14, 2003

Hendrik

Hendrik is pretty much the best person to ever walk this earth. Having Hendrik in your life is truly a blessing and you should never take his presence for granted. If you're extremely lucky maybe you'd get the privilege to be able to call him yours, even though he's way too good for anybody. He always has the best hoodies, you'll struggle to take them off or leave them alone because they're so comfy. Best part is, he's willing to share them. Hendrik is impossibly handsome and attractive, you'll never be able to take your eyes off of him. But what's even harder, is getting him off your mind. He's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning, the last thing you think of when you fall asleep at night, and every second in between. (Hendrik will also have plant children with you, he'll name them after naval commanders who fought eachother in the american revolution, and he makes a great plant dad.)

Girl 1 : "OMG WHO IS THAT??"
Girl 2: "WOAH HE'S SO HOT"
Girl 3:" Well obviously he's Hendrik"

by ibetyoullneverguesswhothisis December 25, 2020

jimi hendrix

An excellent guitarist. Known to break the boundaries of guitar playing - in such ways as plucking the strings with his teeth (He recorded the American national anthem this way) and setting his guitar neck on fire while playing in concert. Don't ask.

He is also the author of one of the strangest and greatest quotes of all time:

"Excuse me, while I kiss the sky."

Jimi Hendrix is one awesome guitar player! All modern guitar players look up to him, guaranteed.

by jimbobjoeshmoecheesechickenmonkeyfriedpastramiandpiewithlemons February 11, 2004