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Fart Herding

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.
Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010
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Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.
Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.
by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009
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Herding cats

Any difficult activity of uncertain outcome involving numerous and often competing factions that is of dubious value.
The latest project that I'm manging at work involves so many different groups that it's just like herding cats.
by eMeS December 22, 2005
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Bang Heading

When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010
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Turtle Heading

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018
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Henning

A given name mostly used in Germany and Scandinavia. If your name is Henning, you're probably extremly hot and incredibly good in bed.
Have you ever had a Henning before? No? You're missing out...
by missJeniffer February 16, 2010
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henzin

Jumping headfirst directly into a hobby you have previously no experience in whatsoever, all while pretending that you've had years of experience in it.

To become overly enthused about a particular type of hobby, by using topic-specific web forums to bolster your knowledge of the topic at an accelerated pace.
"hey bro, me and my buddy went to the shooting range yesterday...I'm henzin now. Ordering a Barrett .50 cal tomorrow bro"

"Dude bro, I got this badass German Shepherd the other day. I'm already totally henzin on dogs. I'm preparing raw food gourmet meals for her, and I'm going to start breeding and professionally training Shepherds for law enforcement / military work next week.
by krevo81 March 2, 2010
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