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herpetitus

Is what you mess with a bunch of hookers. A cross section of herpes and hepititus.
Yo, man, he sticks his prick into anything, he gon give someone herpetitus.
by Ihatelawyers March 20, 2017
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Herpetitties

1) A combination of herpes and hepatitis, most commonly seen in women who, while inebriated, perform a number of sexual acts.

2) A hot woman, usually large-breasted, who most definitely has an std

3) An expletive to shout when fuck is inappropriate; most suitable around pseudo-intellectual crowds who like to think they're smarter than you.
1) Susan: "Hey Karen, you know how you are when you're drunk...you don't want another outbreak of herpetitties!"

2) Mike: "Hey dude, she's hot!"
Ted: "Yeah, but I've seen her hook up with like 4 guys in one night."
Mike: "Oh wow...she's definitely got herpetitties."

3) Dude who just spilled champagne on his pants: "Herpetitties!"
Woman: "Darling, what did that young man just yell?"
Man: "I'm not sure sweetheart, but it sounds like he has some kind of virus that damages the liver and produces sores on the genitalia."
Woman: "I see."
by bobthevainglorious March 25, 2009
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Hemetitis

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet
Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.
by Pelonous777 July 26, 2020
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herpetitus

when u drink so much that u get a swollen belly, jaundice, cirrosis, yellow eyes and it occurs within 24 hours of drinking a 6 pac k of iron city beer or low price vodka...
can only be caught on smithfield street in pittsburg, pa
Damn i caught herpetitus with whembley last night....
by dj$tress239 September 2, 2009
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Hempette

Noun

Noun: Hempette; plural noun: Hempettes

1. A title held by a member of the X-Hemp workforce, A team based in Tasmania who process hemp stalks into usable material for the construction of hempcrete, etc. Often seen wearing a pink high-vis vest.
"The mighty Hempettes are the backbone of the company"
by X-Hemp June 30, 2025
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Herpetitis-V

Herpetitis-V

A combination of Hepatitis and HIV.

The act of sensual ass eating during sex where the male eats the ass of the female during sex as the female attempts to fart instead actually shits some.
FRIEND #1: "Yeah, my side chick gave me Herpetitis-V but I ate her ass so good during sex that she wanted to go round 3!"

FRIEND #2: "Sick dude! Can I fuck your side piece too and get that Herpetitis-V? It sounds fun to have!"
by Exotic_Tripps January 18, 2024
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