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contrary to popular belief, Helen Keller actually had rinnegans in the early stages of her life. Helen Keller was a very skilled shinobi of the village hidden in the mist and single-handedly ended the 12th great shinobi war. sadly, about a month after the 12th great shinobi war ended, both of her rinnegans were stolen by imdontai.
Boy: Hellen Keller would have gone down as one of the greatest shinobi to ever exist if Imdontai wouldn’t have stolen her rinnegans.
Girl: Yeah, Helen Keller’s Rinnegans would have made her overpowered.
by lilspacedonkey February 22, 2021
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Help Helen Smash

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The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”
by startgame_88 October 11, 2018
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Helen Smith

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A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.
Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020
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Helen Special

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When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.
Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.
by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009
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Helen skills

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Helen skills are required when dealing with a Helen. Much patience is required but on the plus side Helen is happy, horny and carries and attitude of no fucks given. She is absolutely one of a kind. Helen is a real energy zapping treat. She's worth tolerating.
I'm sorry I don't have the helen skills to deal with you today helen. Fuck off
by Shoutitlouderfm June 10, 2021
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A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".
I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.
by babstrei February 6, 2010
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Helen Keller syndrome

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when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything
When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.
by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009
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