Rachel Hoejack

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.

"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."

by thetruthspeakerspeaks August 23, 2019

Hijackthis

Spyware Is the STDs Of Computers, hijackthis (or HJT), is the cure. Scan your computer with it, send the log file to a professional so he/she can examine it and tell you what spyware is on ur computer and how to delete it.

my computer had so much spyware, so i used hijackthis, sent my log to a pro, deleted my spyware and voila! No more stupid azesearch searchbars! Thanks HIJACKTHIS, you pwn

by sephiroth206 March 15, 2006

Passenger Seat Hijack

The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.

Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.

by Hangover, PA April 30, 2014

hijack

Forum speak, is when a thread is taken from one direction of discussion to another completely off course topic or many different topics in a short period of time.

The Canadian members on SXC are well known for hijacking many topics in the free photography communities forum.

by newbrand November 27, 2005

Horn Hijack

Either out of humor, or following a particularly frustrating event in traffic (Cut off, green light sitting, etc.), a passenger takes it upon him/herself to engage the horn for you.

Passenger: "Sorry for the horn hijack bro, that guy just really got to me."

by Brush_juan April 29, 2010

emotionally hijack

emotionally hijack:

- the act of deliberately and successfully changing a particular person's (or group's) mood

Ex.1
Jim: We were having a great time, everyone was laughing their asses off, and then Karen walked in.
Bob: Let me guess, Karen started with her nonsense, emotionally hijacked everyone and ruined the mood.

Ex.2
Jim: Man, I was having a bad day, and then Glenn came in for a chat.
Bob: Let me guess, Glenn emotionally hijacked you and you had a super day!

Ex.3
The people who profit from 'mood disorders' do not believe in the fact that emotionally hijacking occurs all the time.

by GlennyJ December 12, 2013

hijackchick

That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.

I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.

by suzgirl September 21, 2019