heicho

A short man with windex

The heicho is tiny

by Obamas cleavage May 12, 2014

hitcher jiggle

when a thick man bounces the cheeks up and down at a consistent pace

carter-hey chicken shit do hitcher jiggle
chicken shit-aight
carter-ahhh thank you

by ogchickenshit December 7, 2019

hitchslap

The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith".

Christopher just hitchslapped Ned Flanders again when he tried to use the circular reasoning as proof that his theory is true because the Bible supports it.

by AcidLizard April 8, 2009

heichou

Heichou means a short angry elf who likes to clean and make poop jokes. He can somehow get on his horse without hesitation, don't ask me. I'm just the delivery guy.

U-..Uh! Sir, Heichou! My name is Eren Yeager.. And I'm in love with you!

by NomNomMarshmellow February 28, 2017

Heichou

A short lil' French man also known as Levi Ackerman or Rivalle who enjoys cleaning. He can't and probably won't ever get a completely accurate fanfiction unless it's written by Isayama himself. He's somewhat Hanji's friend and will beat the shit out of you. People from what I have seen commonly ship him with Perta, Hanji, Erwin, or Eren.

Fangirl: " How I wish I could meet my true love Heichou. He'll be the best boyfriend EVER for me. One sec, I have to make a inaccurate fanfiction about him.

by butterscotch.pup May 15, 2018

Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

by Socratittiess February 5, 2010

levi heichou

The captain of the Levi Squad and a total badass.
HE'S AMAZING AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND ABT THAT.

" levi heichou a red flare was fired, should we engage in combat?"

by TsukiiFlower September 7, 2020