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Heinrich

Heinrich is a retarded ass bitch. he's built like Peter Griffin. He buttfucks Buzz Lightyear. This MF talks about halo and will not shut the fuck up about random shit that no one wants to hear. I want to shoot this dude. Kill him. Guest Experience, kill him and put his body parts in bags and dump him in the ocean!!!!!
I want to murder Heinrich so badly
by Johnqauvios June 5, 2022
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Heinrich

A synonym for class. Based off the goat of all cricketers Heinrich Klaasen.
That innings was heinrich. What a champ.
by Sarrh June 6, 2022
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Heinrich

A guy who thinks he wears the pants but does not. He is unaware of his pantslessness.
Shannon: "Oh my God! Whats with that guy thats up in the tree over there in the nude with that huge cock?"

Ashley: "I dont know but I think he keeps saying that HE wears the pants."

Shannon: "Well he MUST be a Heinrich, because that boy is NUTS."
by SassyLouder May 3, 2023
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Heinrich

Heinrich is the sweetest soul you'll ever meet.

If you have a Heinrich in your life, you should consider yourself a very lucky person.
Heinrich's have the most beautiful smiles
They are polite

And deserve much more praise than they ever get.

Heinrich's might not be the most athletic, but surely very smart. Good organization skills and a strong will to be the best version of themselves.

And of course you can't forget, they have the most beautiful smiles.
J: I love Heinrich so so much! He's such a sweetheart

A: I know right... he's the best
by Onkel_machmut June 17, 2023
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Heinrich

A man that you can truly trust. A man who says the truth. A man who always wants to do good.

Heinrich may be the most beautiful man to ever exist. Not just because his mustache is so charming, his style is so cool and smile is so bright... but also because he listens to you, at any time. He's always there, ready to sit down next to you and hold your hand to console you. He loves to share and he'll follow you everywhere if you let him. He'll fulfill your most honest wishes.

He knows all about the world, he knows what's best, he knows what's best for you... he's the smartest guy you ever met. And has a solution for everything. Around him, everything goes smoothly and problems simply dissappear.

He'll always find a way to make you feel safe. When loneliness arises, he comes and washes it off your mind. When fear arises, he feeds you to make you stronger. He feeds you with everything pretty in the world; creativity, inspiration, passion, love, honesty, loyalty. After meeting him, even if mere 2 years have passed, you will be a different person.

And everything will simply be better.

That's who Heinrich is.
M: I love that you're so honest, kind and strong.
You: I learned from Heinrich. I'd love to introduce you to him.
by Anhimmler March 2, 2025
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Heinrich Himmler

Head of the SS, the ShutzStaffel. He oversaw the death of Jews at the concetntraion camps and is one of Hitlers most trusted aids. However he was a insane mofo and died eventually.
by Desertfox November 10, 2003
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heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!
Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse
by notme111 August 2, 2010
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