heffa

adj. slang for someone who has done something crazy or unexplainable. Mainly used to describe females and gay men.

"That crazy heffa done took my jacket." or "That heffa made me late by driving so slow."

by Marpessa Jenkins February 19, 2008

heffa

a really, really fat person

that heffa sat on my hamster and killed it.

by oh fuck off November 11, 2004

heffa

a fat chick that knows shes fat but still would rather eat.

"im not a heffa"
"uhm honey you are. just look in the mirror"
as the girl looks in the mirror and realizes she weighs a bajillion pound and starts to cry uncontrolably

by juliianaaaa March 24, 2008

heffa

Misspelling of Hereford, the type of cow to which distastefully large people are compared.

Heffa is a word used by people who are ignorant of the word Hereford.

by gridsleep March 31, 2020

heffa

a word dasha uses to call people mean nasty things because she like to call people mean and nasty thing

dasha said, "what you say heffa!?"

by biglydogg March 8, 2004

Heffa

A nicer way of callin a woman or gay man a bitch

Damn, she is a real heffa.

by dino90404 November 27, 2010

Heffa

A cow sized bitch!

"Keesha, you heffa, shut your fat ass up."

by Matt Pwnage February 16, 2009