hefany

A large woman who is loose in the loins . Large like a cow . A heffer. Who will sleep with anyone . A heffer who does anyone . A fat slut . Probably a good chance of catching a STD from her .

My Bro banged that hefany right there & he caught crabs . Stay away from that slut !

by onesexyfarmboy September 16, 2016

hefalump

(n)A large female mammal that walks upright on its hind legs in clothing that is uncoftably to reavealing and claims to be sexy. Also see Woozle.

The Florida malls are overflowing with hefalumps, someone should tell the hunting comision.

by LORD J July 1, 2005

hefalump

a word originated 4rm various winnie the pooh (yay) stories. Also very useful in describing that fat bitch that ust took your seat on the bus!

Jimboberina: hey boots y u standing up ? sit down its a bumpy bus ride Wooooo!

Boots: CRASH BANG W***OP(as she f***s down the bus stairs) Damn you heff***lummmpppppp!!! GRRRR! -

Fat seat stealing bus bitch is unaware this term is adressed to her..

Heffalump: ??????

by jolola August 23, 2005

Hefalumpabump

The act of vomiting into someones open ass and have it squeezed back up into your mouth, then into thier ass again continously.
See also Heffalump

"We Heffalumpabumped 30 times last night"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

Hefarian Complex

A mans constant need to have more women as friends than men. This surrounds him with women that are in the friend zone for the time being, but knowing well that he has a reserve of women that he can tap into at any time. These men generally have low self esteem on their own and are provided with a regular ego boost by having several attractive women to talk to.

Friend: Do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you? He has lots of girls that are friends.

Girlfriend: He says they are all "just friends" but I think he is keeping them in his back pocket just in case, he has a Hefarian Complex.

*In case of emergency, break glass for the friend's va jay*

by Ms. Strawberry December 2, 2011

Hefalump

something or someone that is extremely large.

That man is 300 lbs. He is a hefalump!

by Juskidding November 22, 2009

Hefany

Thot, a hoe. A promiscuous chick, that let everybody have some coochie, even guys unattractive to her.

Stephanie was real cool, little did i know she was really Hefany

by Paiddues January 9, 2017